Soglabbod Vogjipgum is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, staggering mouse.

Soglabbod Vogjipgum created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Soglabbod Vogjipgum, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Soglabbod Vogjipgum, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Soglabbod Vogjipgum's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Soglabbod Vogjipgum's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Soglabbod Vogjipgum.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Worship no other gods but Soglabbod Vogjipgum.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.