Lambodvil is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying beaver.

Lambodvil created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lambodvil, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lambodvil, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Lambodvil's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Lambodvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to ants while wearing kilts.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lambodvil.