Mumnigcad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, kind butterfly.

Mumnigcad created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumnigcad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mumnigcad, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Mumnigcad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Mumnigcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo boots.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Mumnigcad on top of important buildings.

5. You must pray to Mumnigcad four times a day.