Rotfebleg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate swan.

Rotfebleg created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rotfebleg, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rotfebleg, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rotfebleg's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rotfebleg's Holy Commandments

1. Rotfebleg loves horses, so they must be respected.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Do not hurt snails.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rotfebleg.