Madranbagnurnartbidkab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous bear.

Madranbagnurnartbidkab created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madranbagnurnartbidkab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Madranbagnurnartbidkab, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Madranbagnurnartbidkab's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Madranbagnurnartbidkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tapirs.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Madranbagnurnartbidkab.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never jump in holy places.