Motdimwot is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, happy shrew.

Motdimwot created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Motdimwot, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Motdimwot, it will turn you into a frog.

Motdimwot's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Motdimwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must pray to Motdimwot five times a day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.