Fadhentun is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind clam.

Fadhentun created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadhentun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fadhentun, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fadhentun's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fadhentun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Fadhentun in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not keep seven swans in a large pit.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.