Neltomced is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, kind lizard.

Neltomced created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Neltomced, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Neltomced, he will turn you into a rock.

Neltomced's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Neltomced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not eat pineapples.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.