Ripvilbot is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring wren.

Ripvilbot created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripvilbot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ripvilbot, he will turn you into a mole.

Ripvilbot's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Ripvilbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never paint your face magenta.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.