Lensombum is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, bad-tempered ant.

Lensombum created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lensombum, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lensombum, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Lensombum's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Lensombum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Hide from green turtles for they are unholy.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Never hop near foxes.