Fossvogcun is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless manatee.

Fossvogcun created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossvogcun, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fossvogcun, he will turn you into a dog.

Fossvogcun's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fossvogcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Hide from blue tortoises for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never look at comets.