Hakguptailstip is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, sapient ant.

Hakguptailstip created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hakguptailstip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hakguptailstip, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Hakguptailstip's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Hakguptailstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Worship no other gods but Hakguptailstip.

5. Always help grasshopers in need.