Gattargjen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy frog.

Gattargjen created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gattargjen, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gattargjen, she will torture you forever.

Gattargjen's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gattargjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. You must love Gattargjen.