Vidbapfag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome snail.

Vidbapfag created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbapfag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vidbapfag, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vidbapfag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Vidbapfag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide if eight capybaras approach from the west.