Siscidflat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, witless gorilla.

Siscidflat created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Siscidflat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Siscidflat, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Siscidflat's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Siscidflat's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Siscidflat.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Do not hurt pigs.

5. Feed all hungry birds.