Nurlhatbap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, happy lion.

Nurlhatbap created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlhatbap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nurlhatbap, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Nurlhatbap's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nurlhatbap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine gold sculptures of Nurlhatbap on top of important buildings.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never run in the presence of bats.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.