Bugtarppog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong lizard.

Bugtarppog created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugtarppog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bugtarppog, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bugtarppog's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bugtarppog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Bugtarppog in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never paint your hands magenta.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Always look after injured swans.

5. Do not kill mice.