Yarpcebzod is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, wise capybara.

Yarpcebzod created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpcebzod, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yarpcebzod, she will turn you into a mouse.

Yarpcebzod's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Yarpcebzod's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry porpoises.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Never paint your feet gray.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarpcebzod.