Fudcussfar is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unjust wyrm.

Fudcussfar created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudcussfar, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fudcussfar, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fudcussfar's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fudcussfar's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fudcussfar.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Learn five new languages a year.