Vogdubgep Queeglinjan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered squirrel.

Vogdubgep Queeglinjan created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Vogdubgep Queeglinjan, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vogdubgep Queeglinjan, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vogdubgep Queeglinjan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Vogdubgep Queeglinjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near badgers while wearing violet hats and balancing six gold spheres on your legs.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.