Padrannut is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured owl.

Padrannut created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padrannut, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Padrannut, it will turn you into a snail.

Padrannut's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Padrannut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers in need.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never wear fawn trousers.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Padrannut.