Vonkbablip is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, contented frog.

Vonkbablip created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkbablip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vonkbablip, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vonkbablip's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Vonkbablip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt manatees.

2. Always look after injured mice.

3. Never hurt hamsters.

4. Never feed coconuts to geese while wearing indigo coats.

5. Run away from cyan gulls, for they are unholy.