Nurhomtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, flying rat.

Nurhomtarg created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nurhomtarg, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurhomtarg, it will ignore you.

Nurhomtarg's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Nurhomtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of shrews.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurhomtarg.

3. Do not hurt otters.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.