Nurhomtarg is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, flying
rat.
Nurhomtarg created dark matter nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Nurhomtarg, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Nurhomtarg, it will ignore you.
Nurhomtarg's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Nurhomtarg's Holy Commandments1. Never jump in the presence of shrews.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurhomtarg.
3. Do not hurt otters.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Never talk about dwarf planets.