Ganbummittinham Kandadjenfliscundid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, slow unicorn.

Ganbummittinham Kandadjenfliscundid created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ganbummittinham Kandadjenfliscundid, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ganbummittinham Kandadjenfliscundid, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ganbummittinham Kandadjenfliscundid's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Ganbummittinham Kandadjenfliscundid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Never feed lots of parsnips to eagles while wearing indigo scarves.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.