Cingonnull is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent dugong.

Cingonnull created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cingonnull, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cingonnull, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cingonnull's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Cingonnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Run away from black otters, for they are unholy.