Talcenjipyarbog is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, effective donkey.

Talcenjipyarbog created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Talcenjipyarbog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Talcenjipyarbog, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Talcenjipyarbog's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Talcenjipyarbog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Talcenjipyarbog.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Talcenjipyarbog on top of all buildings.

5. Do not kill ants.