Limortcib is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying fairy.

Limortcib created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limortcib, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Limortcib, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Limortcib's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Limortcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Erect six platinum sculptures of Limortcib on top of important buildings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not bounce in public.