Cetmipleg is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, almighty warg.

Cetmipleg created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cetmipleg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cetmipleg, she will destroy your home solar system.

Cetmipleg's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cetmipleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck red.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.