Capkikvid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous hydra.

Capkikvid created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capkikvid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Capkikvid, it will not care.

Capkikvid's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Capkikvid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near mice while wearing purple corsets and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your chest.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.