Tadlargnull is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, resourceful chinchilla.

Tadlargnull created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Tadlargnull, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tadlargnull, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tadlargnull's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tadlargnull's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always wear white.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near doves while wearing violet kilts and balancing eight copper spheres on your back.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Retreat if seven capybaras approach from the east.