Midkinxinsog is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, slow beaver.

Midkinxinsog created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midkinxinsog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Midkinxinsog, she will boil you in a big pot.

Midkinxinsog's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Midkinxinsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.