Flisbindun is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, loving weasel.

Flisbindun created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisbindun, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flisbindun, he will turn you into a rat.

Flisbindun's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Flisbindun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Do not keep five porpoises in a large pit.

5. Do not shave your back.