Zagrigget is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful parrot.

Zagrigget created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagrigget, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zagrigget, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zagrigget's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Zagrigget's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zagrigget.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never feed lots of oranges to rats while wearing brown dresses.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.