Rowyimlin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, deceitful newt.

Rowyimlin created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowyimlin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rowyimlin, he will turn you into a worm.

Rowyimlin's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Rowyimlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red kilts.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Rowyimlin loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not covet oxen.