Stigzigbit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving toad.

Stigzigbit created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigzigbit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stigzigbit, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Stigzigbit's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Stigzigbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near pigs while wearing red skirts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your feet.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not cook food in pots.