Sinwikzed is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, idiotic gerbil.

Sinwikzed created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sinwikzed, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sinwikzed, it will turn you into a duck.

Sinwikzed's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Sinwikzed's Holy Commandments

1. Sinwikzed loves swans, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about rats.