Bidbog is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, all-powerful dove.

Bidbog created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidbog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bidbog, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bidbog's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four nematodes in a large pit.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not kill shrews.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near tortoises while wearing indigo ear rings and balancing five tin spheres on your neck.