Rullflanyarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, merciless ferret.

Rullflanyarl created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Rullflanyarl, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rullflanyarl, he will turn you into a puffin.

Rullflanyarl's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Rullflanyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rullflanyarl's priests.

2. Feed all hungry seals.

3. You must pray to Rullflanyarl eight times a day.

4. Worship no other gods but Rullflanyarl.

5. Do not chop down trees.