Hatdabtin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful hyena.

Hatdabtin created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatdabtin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hatdabtin, it will turn you into a tree.

Hatdabtin's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Hatdabtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never bounce in holy places.