Flowdumkad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, calm fly.

Flowdumkad created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowdumkad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flowdumkad, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flowdumkad's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Flowdumkad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Do not kill mites.

5. Never bounce in holy places.