Loghogjat is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable newt.

Loghogjat created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loghogjat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Loghogjat, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Loghogjat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Loghogjat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Loghogjat.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must pray to Loghogjat eight times a day.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.