Kop is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, overgenerous slug.

Kop created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kop, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kop, it will throw large rocks at you.

Kop's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Kop's Holy Commandments

1. Kop loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never jump near cats.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not hurt otters.