Genwadgad Sighenwig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered naga.

Genwadgad Sighenwig created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genwadgad Sighenwig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Genwadgad Sighenwig, it will think nothing of it.

Genwadgad Sighenwig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Genwadgad Sighenwig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Put Genwadgad Sighenwig first in all things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.