Karyamflat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous fly.

Karyamflat created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Karyamflat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Karyamflat, it will turn you into a rat.

Karyamflat's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Karyamflat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan horses for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Always obey Karyamflat's priests.

4. Run away if eight hamsters approach from the west.

5. Never go into purple rooms.