Teenfatrut is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent giraffe.

Teenfatrut created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Teenfatrut, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Teenfatrut, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Teenfatrut's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Teenfatrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt shrews.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Teenfatrut on top of all buildings.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.