Yoknurlabsas Habkimtik is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, egotistical wasp.

Yoknurlabsas Habkimtik created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yoknurlabsas Habkimtik, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yoknurlabsas Habkimtik, he will turn you into a tree.

Yoknurlabsas Habkimtik's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Yoknurlabsas Habkimtik's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never feed peanuts to dogs while wearing black jumpers.