Yimwansand is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, loving porpoise.

Yimwansand created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimwansand, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yimwansand, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yimwansand's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yimwansand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near shrews while wearing green dresses and balancing nine copper spheres on your back.