Nibgebont is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent swan.

Nibgebont created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibgebont, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nibgebont, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nibgebont's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nibgebont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never feed lots of pineapples to dolphins while wearing magenta shirts.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near otters while wearing orange stockings and balancing three platinum spheres on your neck.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.