Bellponlog is a god.

It takes the form of a large, humorless monkey.

Bellponlog created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Bellponlog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bellponlog, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bellponlog's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bellponlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Respect your elders.