Vadbogbun Dabarpbassranarngon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, flying dog.

Vadbogbun Dabarpbassranarngon created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadbogbun Dabarpbassranarngon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vadbogbun Dabarpbassranarngon, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vadbogbun Dabarpbassranarngon's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Vadbogbun Dabarpbassranarngon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Vadbogbun Dabarpbassranarngon loves moths, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never wear shorts.